Tuesday, January 31, 2006


That is the title of a song I am going to write, so just so everyone knows "I Woke Up Drunk Again" is mine, circle R, TM, it's mine I say. And yes I did wake up drunk again. I am going on a four day vow of sobriety, yeah yeah, it's only four days but damn I am starting small, and realistic, cause I know I may want to have a few drinks in moderation this weekend, but then again maybe not, not the way I feel today. Don't judge me. Anyways stay tune for an audio clip of "I Woke Up Drunk Again" it will be fun for the whole family, well, maybe not the whole family you probably don't want your kids to hear it, or your grandma, and maybe not even your parents, so I guess it will be fun for you and your crazy ass friends and me and my crazy ass friends and so in closing it will be fun for the whole crazy ass people population. Lick that grandma!

Cheering for the Lord on Slippery Slope Bare Butt Mountain


For some reason, we didn't get a streaming link for this one, so you'll have to download it. But here's show #.... Not sure. Five? Like it matters.
There's two more shows to upload from last week... So check back in about 10 business days and it just might be there!

(update: this should now be a streaming link... thanks!)

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Office (not as cool as NBC Thursdays)

I have no expectations, other than if I had any, (the bosses) certainly wouldn't live up to them.
I'm a ball of happiness today.
A ball of happiness that's on the rag.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

When did 27 become old?????

Hello everyone,
Last week I had my yearly pamp! yea! Anyways my doctor started to give me the your 27 and only have a few more good years of reproduction left in you, if you want children you should really start thinking about getting knocked up speach. Well, my doctor did not say knocked up, but you get the drift. A former coleage of mine who is a year oldder than me told me a year ago when she went for her yearly visit, at that time she was 27, they started in on her that she better get to it. I mean when did 27 become the start harrasing women to get pregnant age. If I had not been so shocked, my response to my doctor would have been, I am helping control the people population, spade and nutor your people! and that is all I have to say about that.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Plea for Fellowship with someone other than....

Oh, Amy.... why are you not here? you're missing the stories! ah... "Grizzle" is regaling everyone with stories of taking The German to (insert gratuitous rednecky town) and something about redneck signs... "Grizzle" is recalling the good old days of art school... I guess people were shocked at whatever ability he has... they thought "he was some kind of cromagnon cave dweller." I wonder what gave anyone that impression....???
I'm sitting here with Podisyn... we purchased some Office. Going to enjoy it at lunch since I'm solo...
They're talking about Bob Seger now.... good lord... back to Podisyn...

I heard the word "Belushi".... they're going to be on about Sasqwatches and Blues Brothers before too long...

ugh. I do not like being the only girl here.

oh wait... I heard Joe Cocker... "Grizzle" just said "I knew it was cock-something..."

god help me. I'm surrounded by morons....

Free Podisyn!

My lovely new iPod, Podisyn, has FINALLY been released from her box... After three weeks of waiting for a TUNEWEAR® cover to keep her safe, and an FM transmitter so I can play her in the car, she got to come out into the world. Of course, I wore gloves so my fingerprints wouldn't besmerch her perfect surfaces. Am I taking this protection thing a bit too far? Maybe. But there it is. And now she is being fed tasty songs and videos and TV shows.

Mmmmmm.... Tenacious D! Delicious Dawn and Drew!

MMMMMM!!!! The Office (US version, NBC Thursdays)

love is in the air... Now if I only had some EZRA from A&F....

Friday, January 13, 2006

Abercrombie Sex Zombie

Amy and I had to go shopping yesterday. It's part of our job, actually. And when it's part of your job, it's usually not that fun. Little did we know that Abercrombie & Fitch was going to be an adventure all in and of itself! Actually, it wasn't so much an adventure as it was a smell. A fabulous smell that descended upon us almost immediately. You see, it's apparently part of the store's coolness to spray some of their frangrances in the store. I've been in A&F before and nothing stimulating happened. But yesterday they sprayed something called EZRA. It's like crack for babies. It's like chocolate for an Oompa-Loompa. It's like that scene in "Finding Nemo" where Dory's blood wafts up into the Bruce the Shark's nose and he goes out of his f@*#ing mind....
The smell is... how can it be described... Like, the smell that I imagine would linger after Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have sex... Only Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are made out of carmel and chocolate and the very smell of their bodies rubbing on each other produces an aroma that makes your brain melt and slip out through your eyes and ears... And it feels good....
Anyhow, needless to say, Amy and I don't remember much about being there.

But we want to get some of that cologne.

And spend some alone time with it.

And if that doens't make you want to buy it, well,... I just don't know.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Episodette 3.5 and a Half

Here's a little more... Enjoy!

Screaming Zilch:Episode III - Revenge of the Bitch

Lick it HERE.

Friday, January 06, 2006

December 15th coming to a January near you...

We recorded two shows back on December 15th that have yet to see the light of day. It was supposed to be one show, but then Jacque the Cat Boy had more to say about Trisha Yearwood or something. Or maybe it was dog sex. Whatever. Same thing.
Once we get a show or two more up our sleeves, we're heading to iTunes!
Later, Podlings...

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Hello, 2006!

Ok, so we've sort of been trying to do this podcasting thing for a while now... And we still don't exactly know what we're doing. But it's a work in progress. Amy and Jacque and I are now officially "Podlings"... we all have some various form of iPod wonderment in our possession. Cat Boy Jacque has a Nano, and Amy and I got video iPods ... also, I got a digital video camera for Santamas, so we might even get some Video Casts out there! (let's don't hold our breath though, as the regular audio stuff continues to baffle us)
So, here's to an awesome 2006! May we continue to enjoy doing the show, and if we have any luck at all we might even get some real listeners!