Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Rockstar Supernova

So... we're slacking and haven't done a show in forever and we haven't even posted since May. I guess if we ever get around to doing another show, there's gonna be LOTS to talk about! Jacque is in a frothy state of bliss currently... Amy has been working on her art... I had some freelance stuff and then, well.. whatever, just busy stuff. Plus, with The Office on holiday until September we haven't been getting together regularly for awhile.
BUT!
Rockstar Supernova might be bringing us together every week... so maybe some shows could come out of that... We'll see.
Speaking of Rockstar Supernova, Dilana is AMAZING!!!!! I'll tell you what, I loved Motley Crue back in the day. But I haven't given a rat's ass about them or Tommy Lee in a long time. But if Dilana wins and becomes the lead singer for the band, I will buy the album and see them live... and I'll do with absolute giddiness and glee. I LOVE that woman! I could watch her sing all day long and never get bored. If she doesn't win, then that show is rigged. There's no one else on there that comes close to her.
Well, anyway....

That's all for now.

Anyone know anything about how to NOT get screwed over when purchasing a new vehicle? I need help.

Rockstar Supernova

So... we're slacking and haven't done a show in forever and we haven't even posted since May. I guess if we ever get around to doing another show, there's gonna be LOTS to talk about! Jacque is in a frothy state of bliss currently... Amy has been working on her art... I had some freelance stuff and then, well.. whatever, just busy stuff. Plus, with The Office on holiday until September we haven't been getting together regularly for awhile.
BUT!
Rockstar Supernova might be bringing us together every week... so maybe some shows could come out of that... We'll see.
Speaking of Rockstar Supernova, Dilana is AMAZING!!!!! I'll tell you what, I loved Motley Crue back in the day. But I haven't given a rat's ass about them or Tommy Lee in a long time. But if Dilana wins and becomes the lead singer for the band, I will buy the album and see them live... and I'll do with absolute giddiness and glee. I LOVE that woman! I could watch her sing all day long and never get bored. If she doesn't win, then that show is rigged. There's no one else on there that comes close to her.
Well, anyway....

That's all for now.

Anyone know anything about how to NOT get screwed over when purchasing a new vehicle? I need help.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Part 2 Crazy Adam

Hello all, yes we have been slackers, and I promise we will try to do better..... but for now let's talk about sex, ah ha got your attention, no we are not going to be talking about sex, but instead crazy people, and more importantly a crazy person named Adam..... It was a typical Thursday morning, running late for work as usual. Margot picks me up, we car pool. We decide to stop at a local coffee house to grab breakfast and coffee on our way to work. I follow Margot in, she goes to the counter and this crazy tall guy with a high pitched voice gets out of his chair and looks at me with a big smile and says hey how are you, like he knows me, so me not wanting to be rude, say hi back and then go about my business, well he say hey cool tattoo what is it of, I guess he saw part of my tattoo on my lower back, so I tell him it's a waterfall in a butterfly, and he ask to see it. So I quickly show him. Then he goes to tell me that he is considering getting a temporary tattoo, and I am thinking what is there to consider about getting a temporary tattoo, maybe think about a real one...... so I am doing the back up thing and start to go get my coffee, but he starts to follow and says wait there is something very important I need to show you... he takes out his wallet and hands me a business card of a tattoo parlor, down the road near this Local Burger joint, that does real and temporary tattoos. He started tell me directions, I am barely even looking at the card. And then he takes it back from me like I was going to keep it, so I see my chance say that's nice and walk off to get my coffee, then he says what's your name, so I say Amy, yeah I know bad judgment call..... I am standing over fixing my coffee when I hear someone yelling my name I turn around and it's that guys saying "I'm Adam" while pointing to himself, I say that's great and return to fixing my coffee. As I am walking over to pay, he come over and tells me he wants a dragon, not a real dragon, he assures me, but a temporary tattoo a dragon, like the dragon from Mortal Combat, he says have you seen that movie and I say know, share a look with the cashier who gives me a look like yeah that is crazy Adam, we deal with him all the time, sorry. I finally make it out to the car, and Margot says who was your friend, I say I have no idea, and Margot says what you did not know him... Anyways I just wanted to let everyone know if something like this happens to you just start screaming tadpoles a winner!

Planning Badness

We are thinking that since it is Cinco de Mayo, we will not be sticking to The Diet.
Holidays override good eating habits.

Crazy Adam

Amy has a story to tell about Crazy Adam. He's apparently the local coffee shop hanger-on weirdo. She will tell this story later.
Bitches!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Colbert Rocks the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner

Monday, April 24, 2006

Life is full of disappointments

Who wouldn't want to take a class in glass-blowing from a couple of cute little shiny sweater-wearing old folks from Britain?

Helllluuuuuu!


Well, Amy and I would. But as it turns out, the teachers aren't old. And they probably don't wear sweaters or speak with cute British accents. Screw glass-blowing. Bring me the old people!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Guess who dropped by?

PET! He was not too amused that Guin is marrying a GIRL!
Oh, Pet. Poor, poor Pet.
Your shoes are the whites shoes I've ever seen.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Mmmmm. Weasleys.

I was so pissed that my alarm went off this morning. And not just because I was tired and it's Monday and I didn't want to get up.
I was having AWESOME dreams. The Weasley twins finally made it in.
Now, there wasn't anything X-rated going on (well, who knows since the alarm ruined everything). But oh my gosh.... Weasleys. Fred and George.
Luckily, my boyfriend looks like their long lost triplet.
Mmmmm....

Monday, March 13, 2006

Good-bye, Cynthia!

It's been a while since any of us at SZ have posted anything, much less bothered to record a show. Hopefully that will change in the near future. And hopefully the much anticipated stereo microphone for the 5G iPod will become available, hence making the recording process much more easily accessible. Basically, we will just do shows from the car on our drive home from work. So definitely stay tuned for that excitement. (I'm trying to sound sarcastic, actually)
And what is happening with the infamous Jacque the Cat Boy? Who knows. He stays plugged into the Matrix these days. He FINALLY bought a Mac Notebook. And of course this mean that with the fabulous wireless internet he now has, he's morphing in and out of coffee shops, eating up all the free internet. You might find him curled up in a corner, hovering nose-to-screen, looking a little evil. It's not really evil, it's just all the Stevie Nicks downloads.
So, anyway... we're obviously neglecting things in the blog department... There's probably been plenty going on that we could have been talking about. But one thing definitely stands out in our minds right now: Special K, aka Cynthia, was fired from her lofty job last week. We were all amazed it took that long to finally happen.

So listen up, Sparkle bitches... The higher you climb, the farther you'll fall. Only, I guess if you're a Sparkle you didn't have to climb. You probably just got handed a wonderful opportunity on a platter. But those of us down here with real talent are tired of the view up your nasty pink mini skirt. You need to shave if you're going to wear shit that short... And we will find ways to point out that you're really just for the fakes and not for the realz... Watch it!

Toodles, Cynthia. Maybe you can get back your old job as a cashier at Wally World.
Beeyatch.

love,
Screaming Zilch